Everybody Needs a Washlet Bidet

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I have a friend who always used the euphemism “I’m going to the Toto” whenever he was headed for the men’s room. He called it that because Toto is one of the most famous toilet and urinal makers in Japan. (Toto is the abbreviated version of Tōyō Tōki, which means oriental ceramics.)